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We trawl the SATX rumor mills and aggregate all the good stuff into a delicious gossipy margarita with a salty rim and a tequila-infused attitude! (PRO TIP – click the headlines for full stories)
So Nirenberg spent$2300 to raise $2600?
God, I’m in the wrong line of work. Or I need stupider clients.
Not really the kind of thing Manny Pelaez should be buying with campaign funds
But at least he paid for it this time!
Is Brockhouse throwing Clayton Perry under the bus?
Looks like Perry paid a lot of money to the guy who’s allegedly telling every other mayoral campaign in town that he’ll convince Perry not to file for Mayor if they’ll just give him a job. Give the wife beating piece of shit credit – he’s working hard to pay child support for all those…
Will he please just go away?
So even though you live in a rent house in D10 to make it easier to fuck your side piece, you still think it’s okay to run for D8 council? (It’s not. And you’re a wife beating deadbeat dad, keep getting sued for not paying your bills piece of shit to boot.)
In the face of his housing crisis, Nirenberg puts up even more red tape
Because nothing spurs housing development like making it more expensive and complicated. Lindsey Carnett writes it up here for San Antonio Report.
The idiot who sold us Ready to Work SA admits it was all a scam
but says the answer is to spend even more money and give it even more time to not suck (Click headline for more …)
Not after Nirenberg stole $250 million from VIA
to fund his seemingly grift-laden, catastrophic flop of a jobs program. Because despite campaigning on solving our traffic problem, Nirenberg is the most anti-transportation mayor in SA history.
Ana’s ex-boyfriend sucked cuz the rules were mean to him
And not for any other reason (click headline for more …)
Serious question
If you move out of the house you share with your wife into a rental house across town to be closer to your side piece, but don’t change your registration and vote from your old address, is that voter fraud? Asking for a friend …
Yet again, Nirenberg’s Ready to Work proves it isn’t
Queue up Chasnoff for some new media training. Ready to Work’s hooker loving director needs a whole new set of talking points (Click headline for more …)
It’s like Dukakis in the tank
Serial batterer of women/deadbeat dad misses the political limelight
“No matter what, I will be back,” Brockhouse tells Express-News’ Molly Smith, as the voices in his head tell him to run for either City Council or Mayor.
Really Peter? Cribbing tweets from someone in the booby hatch?
Nirenberg’s local election “reforms” said to be deader than his DC dreams
And that’s a good thing. To his complete and total surprise, the mayor can’t find anyone anywhere to agree with him that we need more politicians making more money staying in office longer and running in highly partisan November elections … (Click headline for more)
Fredo makes a move
Is this the first of the right wing backlash against Paxton impeachers? (Click headline for more …)
A unicorn hunter on Council?
Anyone want to guess which sitting Councilperson’s spouse proposed a Jane Fonda to a colleague, making the proposee uncomfortable enough to request a job transfer? Obviously not everyone thinks three’s a crowd …
It gets worse
Telling anyone who’ll listen she’s the answer to a prayer no one ever prayed, Trish DeBerry apparently thinks she can rehabilitate herself after a ridiculously pathetic mayoral bid 15 years ago and the fiasco that was her run for County Judge last year by running for Mayor yet again … (Click headline for more).
The clown show that is COSA politics
may be getting even clownier … (Click headline for more)
Your CPS bill is going up (again)
because someone has to cover the 20% of CPS customers who opt out of paying theirs … (Click headline for more).
Douchebag literally wished himself Happy Birthday on Twitter.
Wonder if he’ll run this Brockhouse campaign too?
